Risk-taking Angler Gifts

Thames fishing

'Just remember - they are not always as easy as they look..'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

No 2 Hook

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

A man fishing in a tree stump

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

You're never going to catch anything that way.'