Risk-taking Angler Pillows

Thames fishing

'Just remember - they are not always as easy as they look..'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

No 2 Hook

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

A man fishing in a tree stump

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

'Luck? When you get to my level of competition, it has nothing to do with luck.'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'