Thrill-seeking Angler Gifts

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Fishing and new technologies

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

"My fish locator sent me."

A man fishing in a tree stump

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

No 2 Hook

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

'Quick!! Hand me the net.'

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

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