Fishing Adventure Seekers Gifts

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The Hobby Store

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Fishing.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"You know very well what fish!"

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"Don't forget to send selfies."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

'No pressure, Louie!!'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

I don't have the keys.

Canoes

The bad news is you've got worms. The good news is I'm an avid fisherman.

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

"There's nothing like relaxing and puttin' ya foot up after a long days fishin' eh Brian?"

"What happens in grade two stays in grade two. Right, Ms. Wesley?"