Fishing Trip Aficionados Gifts

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Bull charging a fisherman

Clam Spearing

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Finesse fishing

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Dentists on Holiday

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"