Fishing Trip Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes,we can get it off but it will cost a little extra.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Surf Casting

Fishing with God

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Touché"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Heads or tails?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Catching flying fish...'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.