Fishing Trip Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes,we can get it off but it will cost a little extra.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fishing direction sign.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

Children arguing over the name of a fish

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.