Fishing Trip Lover Gifts

A man's wife locks the door when he comes back from fishing.

"I'll give you three guesses what's for dinner."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Touché"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"Heads or tails?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Gone Bookkeepin'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Fishing direction sign.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'Catching flying fish...'

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