Fishing Trip Lover Gifts

A man's wife locks the door when he comes back from fishing.

"I'll give you three guesses what's for dinner."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Heads or tails?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Catching flying fish...'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

A clown ice fishing through a square hole

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Pop Top Ice FIshing

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'