Fishing Trips Gifts

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Clam Spearing

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Haven't you ever heard of a fly fisherman before?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

The Evolution of fish

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"My fish locator sent me."

"Looks like you've got something there."

Bitchbark Canoe

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Not that net!'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

reincarnated worm...

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

The one that got away

Surf Casting

Piranhaclaus