Fishing Expeditions Gifts

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Clam Spearing

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'Simon, not now, we haven't even gone on our fishing trip yet!'

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"A textbook landing..."

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

'California: Here I come!'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.