Fishing Expeditions Gifts

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Clam Spearing

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

"A textbook landing..."

'Simon, not now, we haven't even gone on our fishing trip yet!'

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'It would be a kindness to tell he HAS won his Duke of Edinburgh Award.'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

'California: Here I come!'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."