Fishing Vacation Gifts

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Bitchbark Canoe

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Not that net!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Local Knowledge

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Club Antisocial

'You lifted your head.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

reincarnated worm...

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

World Tour.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"