Fishing Escapade Gifts

"Hmmm....hand on, I get the feeling...I should be very careful....um....can't remember..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Fishing.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"He chases submarines."

Clam Spearing

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Fishing in the aquarium.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

Live Bait.

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

"Why? Did you want one?"

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

'Don't let it go!'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

'That fish sure was a fighter!'

"My fish locator sent me."

The Evolution of fish

"I wonder what it's thinking!"