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'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fish talking about fisherman

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Italia tours

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Loud mouth bass.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I just..."

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Kissing the Fish

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

Western Outfitters.

'Catching flying fish...'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."