Fishing Season Enthusiast Gifts

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Bears catching fish

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Fishing with God

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

A Bloody Butcher

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Been waiting long?'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'