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Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Bull charging a fisherman

Clam Spearing

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Finesse fishing

"You know very well what fish!"

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

Dentists on Holiday

'I wouldn't mind a bite now and then.'