Fishing Trip T-Shirts

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Don't let it go!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

'Hank,I think you're using too big a sinker.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

Catching a Boot

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

Bitchbark Canoe

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Not that net!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Local Knowledge

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

reincarnated worm...

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

The one that got away

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'