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'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"It's not good enough to just grab the fish ... the judges want to see you do it without splashing."

'Is this what they call 'quality time', Dad?'

Dentists on Holiday

' Mum cooking is lousy to eat but it's great for bait!'

Arrh? I must remember to put my brakes on!

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

'I'd like a 'trout pout'.'

Macho fishing.

'This will kill his self-confidence!'

I hope you don't think this is some sort of pick-up line.

Catching A Crocodile.

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

'I let the line go slack, then wango! Jerked that sucker right out of his boat. He was a big one, alright.'

'This is the spot I was telling you about.'

The One That Got Away

Mounted fish on wall

'Here's our chef now with the 'catch of the day'.'

Jesus was banned from all future fishing tournaments

"Oh, I don't need bait for fishing: It's for my dinner..."

"I have a feeling Mr. Phillips has a vacation coming soon."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Okay, boss, I'm gonna tell you what Tommy's doing and, remember, I meant it in the most literal sense."

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Orangutan Photographed Using A Spear Tool For Fishing

"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for the day."

"Way over limit. Hashtag, busted."

Bull charging a fisherman

Fisherman Funneral

"My love for you is immeasurable, but the Child Tax Credit is $2000."

Man struggling with fish: 'I thought fishing was supposed to ease tension!!'

'Excuse me, your Honor, I think I'm snagged.'

It's expensive, but I find the best lures are blue contact lenses.