Resourceful Angler Gifts

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'It's okay, it's our audible fish alarm.'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Fishing and new technologies

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'He did it for us.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Fishing Camp.

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"My fish locator sent me."

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

The Incomplete Angler

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

A man fishing in a tree stump

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Social networks

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Fishing from a Fish

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

"I'm all for fishing technology, but that monitor is going to sink the boat."

"Hi! I'm on the hook."