Faithful Angler Gifts

'Well, at least they came to church first,'

Jesus fishing and walking on water.

"There, but for the grace of Cod..."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'He did it for us.'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Fishing Camp.

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Blue Upright

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

The Incomplete Angler

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

Buddha Fishing

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'Ok then, so the fish dont feel any pain...what about the worms...?'

'I'm not sure about the new guy.'

Fishing from a Fish

Palliative care for worms.

'If you ask me, these 'New Age' guys are becoming way too soft...'