Imaginative Angler Gifts

A man fishing in a tree stump

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Fishing Camp.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

Man spear fishing in book

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

Man fishing in a tin of fish

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

Arctic fishing

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Catching a Cloud

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."