Ironic Angler Gifts

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

Fisherman catches a 'No Fishing' sign.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. VIII

Cat and fishing instruction

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Fish don't like worms.

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Fishing Holes

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

Man spear fishing in book

A man fishing in a tree stump

'Didn't that used to be Sam's Bait Shop?'

'Your fly snapped off three hours ago, young man, but you were casting so beautifully I didn't want to disturb you.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

'Boss - I'm still out here trying to land some customers. See you back at the office.'

Arctic fishing

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

"I thought about releasing him, but I needed something to fill this space on the wall."

What's the catch?

Fishing from a Fish