Quirky Angler Gifts

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Woman with fishing line hanging from her mouth.

Arctic fishing

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Fishing Holes

Ice fisher.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

A man fishing in a tree stump

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

No 2 Hook

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line