Quirky Angler Gifts

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Woman with fishing line hanging from her mouth.

Arctic fishing

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Fishing Holes

Ice fisher.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

'So, do you fish for sport or do you actually catch something?'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

Boy with a dog caught on the end of his fishing line

A man fishing in a tree stump

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

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