Quirky Anglers Gifts

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"You know very well what fish!"

"So that's why they are called Perch!"

'It must be a milkfish.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

Fishing Camp.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'Catching flying fish!'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

One fisher trying to convince another to go home

No Fear.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

Arctic fishing

"Damn! Another one of those slippery ones!"

Worm coming out from apple on hook.

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'What is he fishing for?'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'

From any kind of water.

Fishing from a Fish

'Look,you fish for bass your way and I'll fish for them my way.'

Fish in a piano

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

'Be the fish, catch the fish, Jack.'