Quirky Fishing Enthusiasts Gifts

'What is he fishing for?'

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing with God

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Touché"

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

'Yes, the fish are biting.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Heads or tails?"

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Cat eats date.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Gone Bookkeepin'

Fishing direction sign.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'Catching flying fish...'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He rarely sees his fish until he has hooked it.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

When fish are on the feed - there is nothing quite like the suppressed excitement of tackling up...

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."