Quirky Fish Lovers Gifts

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"He was a sea rescue."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Cat eats date.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"It's my helper trout!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.