Quirky Fish Lovers Gifts

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He was a sea rescue."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Lap fish..."

Cat eats date.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"It's my helper trout!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...