Quirky Seafood Fan Gifts

"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Jarvis Cocker

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Catching flying fish...'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Builders fashion range

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

Seaside Aquarium

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

Clam

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

Squid and Octopus

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"