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"How the hell do they get us into one of those tiny cans?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Neptune

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Catching flying fish...'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

Seaside Aquarium

Clam

Squid and Octopus

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."