Quirky Food Fan T-Shirts

Pop up hell

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

"Rats, it's a hipster picnic: brace yourselves for weird so-called "superfood"..."

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Eye of Newt Helper

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Magic mushroom

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"