Quirky Food Fan T-Shirts

Pop up hell

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

"Rats, it's a hipster picnic: brace yourselves for weird so-called "superfood"..."

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I believe in consistent branding."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Strange man has a nose monocle.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Builders fashion range

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Eye of Newt Helper

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles