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'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Origin of the 'spork'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Fruits and vegetables

"Fruit of the Loon"

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Pop up hell

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Lazy man with 'How's my idling?' sign.

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

Sans Paroles

'This could be a new record!'

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

Okay, I've got one vanilla, one chocolate...and who gets the sour blueberry cherry creme licorice bomb?

Clancy Strip:Bad Service at the Diner

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'

Carcass in a cup (street vendor cart)