Quirky Snack Fan Mugs

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

Origin of the 'spork'

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Fruits and vegetables

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

"Fruit of the Loon"

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Pop up hell

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

Lazy man with 'How's my idling?' sign.

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

OPENING NIGHT OF HARVEY'S CANOE RESTAURANT WAS A HUGE SUCCESS...DESPITE THE CAPSIZE INCIDENT

Sans Paroles

'This could be a new record!'

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

I can never remember which goes better with fish, red blood cells or white.

Annual Umpire's Banquet.

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

Clancy Strip:Bad Service at the Diner

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

Okay, I've got one vanilla, one chocolate...and who gets the sour blueberry cherry creme licorice bomb?

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'