Seafood Satire Fan Gifts

Seaside Aquarium

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Catching flying fish...'

Carp, per diem.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

Wild and crazy salmon

Clam

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

'Great idea, Pete!'

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

'Upsize your children' - 20 to 25 % of children are obese.

Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.

Mad cow disease spreads to other ranches

Happy as a clam

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

"And what are the two wonderful gourmet delights you're serving up today...my good man?"

"The jelly required a soupçon more texture on the custard was on the wrong side of sweet."