Seafood Satire Gifts

Another gut-wrenching case of salt and battery.

'And when you taught my client to fish, instead of giving him one, did you ever stop to consider that he might be allergic to seafood!'

Fish serving artificial fishing lures.

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Carp, per diem.

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Beef Stew.

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Order one with anchovies -- I've never seen a fish!'

Wild and crazy salmon

Seaside Aquarium

Clam

The real reason salad aids weight loss

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'People for the Ethical Treatment of Fish'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'Great idea, Pete!'

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

'Trying to sell these things is like flogging a dead horse.'

'And the winner for best supporting animal in a frozen ready meal goes to...'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

"Give me the lobster tail please."

'I spent the afternoon over a $500 lunch explaining how bad business is.'

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

'I detest sea food.'

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."