Ironical Seafood Lover Gifts

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Carp, per diem.

A man and baby wearing bibs

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Platter confusion.