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'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Platter confusion.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"