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Clam

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Lockdown casserole

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Carp, per diem.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

Murderous Chef

Wild and crazy salmon

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Seaside Aquarium

''Catch of the day' is anyone who tries to leave without paying.'

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

"How was the food sir?"

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'

'Great idea, Pete!'

"May your year be pear-fect."

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'