Seafood Humorists T-Shirts

'Great idea, Pete!'

Lesser known greek gods,

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Turtle Hat

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Garlic Free Zone.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

Cat eats date.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Carp, per diem.

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."