Seafood Humorists Pillows

'Great idea, Pete!'

'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Lesser known greek gods,

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Turtle Hat

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Garlic Free Zone.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Cat eats date.

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Debbie greatly misinterpreted the marriage counselor's suggestion that she and Tom have a monthly 'date night.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Carp, per diem.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."