Seafood Satirist Pillows

"This is Gerald - he puts on the rubber bands."

Fresh calamari.

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

Finding the Venus in the Clams.

'No dolphins were harmed while netting this tuna.'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'

"Let me tell you something about eating strange fish."

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Carp, per diem.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Beef Stew.

'Order one with anchovies -- I've never seen a fish!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Wild and crazy salmon

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'People soup again?'

Clam

Seaside Aquarium

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'