Food Humorists Pillows

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

Cat eats date.

The Three Starches

"No fire ants for me. Spicy food gives me acid reflux."

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

'I'm dieting - just the alphabet soup with no big words please!'

'OK, who's rotting?'

'Must you have chirps with everything?'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Anorexic Pizza - We never deliver.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Organic food IS quite expensive... Would anyone like another pea?"

'Pass the salt, will you Lot?'

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

'Don't get me wrong - I like to devour Asia. It's just that I always get hungry thirty minutes later.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"States of tofu"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'The Burrito King.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Filet minion