Seafood Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Clam

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Lockdown casserole

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Carp, per diem.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Murderous Chef

Wild and crazy salmon

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Seaside Aquarium

"I'll have the duck Poussin."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

''Catch of the day' is anyone who tries to leave without paying.'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

'Apparently, the carrot cake really is to die for.'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

'Whale DNA was added to my embryo and now all I crave is plankton.'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

"How was the food sir?"

'A medium pizza, please...with anchovies on just one side!'

'Great idea, Pete!'

"May your year be pear-fect."