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"You will have my dead body but not my obedience."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"How's the salmon?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

A man and baby wearing bibs

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Platter confusion.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"