Ironically Seafood Lover Gifts

If you’re shopping for someone who’s passionately hooked on all things seafood, our ironically themed products offer a humorous twist on their favorite obsession. From playful slogans to clever artwork, these items are ideal for seafood lovers who appreciate humor and personality. Whether they’re into fishing, shellfish, or sushi, find a gift that makes a splash and shows you understand their unique taste.

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"You will have my dead body but not my obedience."

"You will have my dead body but not my obedience." mockup

"You will have my dead body but not my obedience."

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.' mockup

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

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"The fish sticks here are very good." mockup

"The fish sticks here are very good."

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"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury." mockup

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

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Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

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"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested." mockup

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

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"How fresh is the calamari?"

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Your lobster was off!

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The Jolly Green Giant Squid

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'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.' mockup

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

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"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi." mockup

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

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'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?' mockup

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

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'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?' mockup

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

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Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!' mockup

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

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"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?" mockup

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

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Prawn Cocktail Please

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'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

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"How's the salmon?"

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"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone." mockup

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

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"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new." mockup

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

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"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!" mockup

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

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'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective' mockup

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

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'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.' mockup

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

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"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!" mockup

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

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'Who ordered the shark?.' '

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'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?' mockup

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

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Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones. mockup

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

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"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

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