Quirky Fishing Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

Fish in a piano

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Surf Casting

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bears catching fish

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Fishing with God

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A Bloody Butcher

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Been waiting long?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'