Quirky Fisherman Gifts

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Discus accidents.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

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Zombies love ice fishing

The Incomplete Angler

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

Arctic fishing

Fly Fishing.

'What is he fishing for?'

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

Naked man meets bear hunter in the woods.

'How do they feel now?'

Beard Fisher

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'Honest! I didn't see the signs!'

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'