Quirky Fisher Gifts

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Beard Fisher

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"Kick the machine"

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

Worm eats the fish.

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

"Use less powder. You're planting them too deep."

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

"Off season fishing"

Arctic fishing

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

I like a screw-cap for the convenience, but I like a cork for

Mouse execution

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"