Quirky Fisher T-Shirts

Man fishing from a step ladder in the water.

Beard Fisher

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"Kick the machine"

Fishing Holes

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Use less powder. You're planting them too deep."

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Worm eats the fish.

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

"Things hadn't been the same for Binky since the goldfish hired a piranha bodyguard."

Arctic fishing

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

Mouse execution

"Off season fishing"

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

'Son, that's not what's meant by fly fishing.'