Mystical Fisher Gifts

"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."

Fish hunting for men.

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

Priest with Christian symbol

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Summer Sledding

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Overturned boat.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

Ice Whaling

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

Meaning of Life $5.00

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Worm eats the fish.

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'