Mischievous Fisher Gifts

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Meowlzebub

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Misery lit...

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Law Books

Children playing in a library

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

Watch for Children.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"What have you done with her this time?"

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'You'll pay for this.'

Naughty Food

Cat burglar.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield