Mischievous Fisher Pillows

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

The Phantom Of The Garden

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Misery lit...

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

Children playing in a library

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Law Books

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Pandora's cat.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Watch for Children.

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

Naughty Food

"What have you done with her this time?"

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'You'll pay for this.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Cat burglar.