Mythical Fisher Gifts

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

Fish hunting for men.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"I sympathize with how important it is to you, John... but I simply can't bless your lure!"

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"Holy Mackerel!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Summer Sledding

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

Overturned boat.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"Wait, you mean to tell me they sometimes catch and then don't release?"

Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

'Ben feels that if you have to net them anyway, why bother using a rod?'

Ice Whaling

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Worm eats the fish.

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'Wait, dear! -- You forgot to take your vitamin C!'

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'Don't believe a word of it. He got me at the fish market.'