Mischievous Misfit Gifts

"Airplane Mode doesn't work. I threw your phone out the window and it didn't fly."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

Pants Uglifier!

Misery lit...

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Children playing in a library

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Killing Santa

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Law Books

'We were mud wrestling.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

Watch for Children.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."